Thursday, March 22, 2007

Sentenced to death by the blues

Every few years an event occurs that is certain, even prior to its incidence, to have a perceptible impact on one's general temperament, one's personality. One can only hope that this impact, inevitably deep, is positive, and does not effect one's disposition towards oneself, others and indeed the world. At least, one hopes. Alas, dear readers, this past week in mid-March 2007, not one, not two, but, in fact, three such events left a deep, well defined, faultlessly concave impact crater on my soul.

Granted the West Indies loss was bearable. It was the first game of the tournament, they had home advantage, and we were walking on the field for the first time since Shoaib and Asif’s unavailability was reported, ruling them out completely. We had enough bench strength, I thought, and there was no reason why Gul and co., themselves a handful by any standards, could not take us to at least the latter stages of the Cup. It wasn’t a toothless attack, and, in fact, I felt we bowled fairly well in all of our games.

However, this was just the beginning. Upon Sabina Park, from the East came the great Caribbean cloud, thick and ripe with tragedy, bringing with it a disaster dressed in green, sporting red stubble, and nursing a pitcher of Guinness. Team Pakistan, on Saturday, March 17, 2007, the cornered tigers, the South Asian giants, the Men of God, succumbed to a skirt wearing, beer abusing, potato eating Irish team. Like the clouds over Sabina Park, my heart sank. An ominous sense of the end came over me; the end of what I did not know, but a shameful, honor-less end of all things. We were out of the cup.

Luckily, I had hedged my emotional bets that day by having Jack Brown, my brother Asad’s best friend, come over and spend an evening with the Naqvi boys. After a quick bowl of DC’s best guacamole on 14th and E, we took our seats at the Shakespeare Theatre for a remarkably well adapted and directed (I can’t say much for the acting) production of Richard III. This preceded an ever solid midnight burger at Clyde’s downtown. Jack, Asad and I discussed the play, movies, university life and the reasons for the proliferation of indie rock in Seattle. My lingering dejection caused me to cancel my St. Patty’s day drinking session with Kenneth Westling, a friend from Vienna (besides, who wants to go hang out in Cleveland Park?), but things were generally looking up. The night ended with a read through the New York Review of Books. The impact, it seemed, had been cushioned.

Sunday. My flight back to Columbus was at 6pm. We woke to a gorgeous DC spring day. A spattering of white clouds served only to accentuate their bright blue backdrop. The air was crisp, clean and leaden with a sense of springtime renewal. Jack called up around noon and said he could use some King Kabab to reacquaint himself with the district. Asad and I had no real objection. We picked up Fuad, Asad’s lawyer friend, and drove off to Crystal City, windows down and collars popped. Yesterday’s travails seemed a dream, barely clinging to my conscious.

The Afghans at King Kabab have been there since time immemorial. They have always been distracted, busy, intense; they yell at each other in Pushto and Punjabi while brooding over their handis, filling the air with aromas of cumin, coriander and turmeric. ‘Aaj to nihaari paki hai, sir!’ Sunday specialty is nihaari. Indescribable. Meals devoured, we head back to district, our pallets satisfied. Around 2.30pm, Asad gets a call from Taimour, a friend Asad and I first met at an awful barbeque lunch two years ago at Asif Bhale’s. ‘Yaar bhenchod Woolmer mar gaya hai!” Even through his faint, digital voice, I could sense bewilderment. Asad, sitting shotgun, turned, his eyes squinting in disbelief. ‘Bob Woolmer’s dead, Raza.” I could feel my soul’s crater stretching deep into my body. That Sunday, after about a decade, I shed my first tear. The nihaari didn’t sit well.

Saturday, March 10, 2007

need to reboot

The past week was chaotic, undefined, theme-less. There was no common thread, if you, dear reader, will. I have hence decided, after much fruitless consideration of alternatives, to post an anachronistic stream of conscious, untamed by grammar and punctation, of the week that was:

northwestern mutual said they do not sponsor international students for the life insurance sales exam thank god that job sounded like the end of soul the class average for financial management this week was a 63 yes im gloating i would gloat some more but dino and gandhi got 94 and 95 respectively i’ve decided not to do much else with horizons this year except completely restructure it or give it structure really it snowed again and then it was sunny sopranos re-runs pakistan beat south africa convincingly but canada unconvincingly its funny that every pundit every commentator every expert is refusing to commit to predicting pakistans chances for the cup we’re really down and out right now but its exactly in these situations that we play our best fingers dear reader are crossed i realized i havent left campus for a while the nibc was so easy it was difficult my new study motivation is the new zealand rugby teams Hakka a aborignal war dance they do prior to every game http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8DX_8-uXUk gets you pumped ive been editing transcript articles left right and center for Neidbalkis class all its really made me realize was how poor a writer i used to be look at me now a regular vs naipaul kappa karaoke high on enthusiasm low on talent jimmy fiji president and expert vocalist was awful

So, dear readers, you can see a lack of anything substantive to bring home to muse about this week. I will, however, be in the nation’s capital chillaxing, if you, dear readers, will, with my brother and Jack Brown (a WASP turned Muslim now teaching Islamic studies in Seattle) as well as my usual cast of DC socialites, during a much-needed Spring Break. On my return, my rested and re-organized brain will offer more coherence, more illuminating insight into the dog eat dog world that is, and always will be, Ohio Wesleyan.

Until then, dear readers,

Ciao for now!